Hello, Podwalkers, and welcome to the Goblin Lore Podcast!

In our forty-sixth episode, your favorite frogtossers and bangchuckers pull up their favorite goblin-related flavor text from Magic: the Gathering cards and spend nearly an hour laugh-crying about them.

Thank you to Taya Steere, one of our Patreon members at the $3 Goblin Haberdashers level, who recommended this topic to us. If you become a Goblin Haberdasher on our Patreon, you can also recommend a topic to the show!


We have launched our new Patreon! You can join currently at the $1 “Goblin Bangchuckers” tier, which gets you access to our private Discord server where you can talk all things lore, life, and love with other goofy gobbos like yourself. Additional rewards and tiers will continue to be added, too!


Remember: we’ve reached 400 followers on Twitter and will announce the lucky winner soon! Keep the word of mouth going; at 500 followers, we will do a random prize draw for two lucky followers!




You can find the hosts on Twitter: Joe Redemann at @Fyndhorn, Hobbes Q. at @HobbesQ, and Alex Newman at @AlexanderNewm. Send questions, comments, thoughts, hopes, and dreams to @GoblinLorePod on Twitter or [email protected].

Opening and closing music by Wintergatan (@wintergatan). Logo art by Steven Raffael (@SteveRaffle).

Goblin Lore is proud to be presented by Hipsters of the Coast, and a part of their growing Vorthos content – as well as Magic content of all kinds.

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